How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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