well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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