Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Randomize
