come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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