As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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