I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Randomize