did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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