well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
