Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
YAS. BRING CRAB.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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