hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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