doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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