You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
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