So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You don't have asthma, your pregnant
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
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