Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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