it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I deserve this hangover.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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