So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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