I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
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