i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
She even gives head with a lisp.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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