What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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