Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I supernannyed him into submission
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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