idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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