We won't sleep together?
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
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