You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
She made me pour olive oil on her.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Randomize
