ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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