we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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