I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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