we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
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