8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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