It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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