needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I'm both gender and math confused
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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