i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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