Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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