yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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