we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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