big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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