Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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