have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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