She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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