Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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