Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
