thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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