I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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