I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
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