question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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