i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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