Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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