I'm going to jail i love you
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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