Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
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