Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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