After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Come see our sink grown plant.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
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