its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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