You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
he shaved USA in his pubs
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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