There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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