Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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