I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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