so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
