So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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