Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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