its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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